So, I was sitting here on my sofa, catching up on all the television shows I’ve missed the past few manic weeks. Normally, I would fast-forward through the commercials — and I had every intention of doing so — but something caught my eye.
It seems everything these days is “artisan”: artisan beers, artisan cheeses, even artisan ice cream, for Pete’s sake!
Well. If there’s a bandwagon for this artisan thing, I’m on it, people! Introducing my new and improved marketing strategy:
These are not Indie Books! These are, in fact, ARTISAN books! Hand-crafted from the finest weird stuff ever to come out of my head!
FOR ARTISAN BOOKS AT NON-ARTISAN PRICES!